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Dirty Photos
Privately by Mail
I can understand how difficult it is to get your hands on quality smut. That’s why I’m so excited to share with you a very thrilling opportunity. For a small monthly fee ($5.00-U.S., $6.00-international), I will dispatch a dirty photo I have taken into the privacy of your home. Every month! Of course, I will curate for you only the highest quality shots from my personal collection. Each photo will be on archival paper and will arrive in a discreet envelope. Your subscription can run as long or as short as you’d like.
The Fine Print
So how does this work? Let me break it down.
- You subscribe to my service by clicking the button below and signing up via PayPal. You can pay through your PayPal account, or if you don’t have one, they allow you to enter a credit card number. Easy as pie.
- Once you subscribe, you will be billed once per month ($5.00 in the U.S., $6.00 outside the U.S.) for as long or as short as you desire. Only want it for one month? You can totally do that. You can also choose to just pay upfront for a 6 or 12 month subscription and you will not be billed automatically.
- I will send active subscribers one photo per month through the mail. This is the good part. These will be prints of photos I have taken, and I will choose which one to send you so that it will always be a surprise. Who doesn’t enjoy a naughty surprise? These prints will be approximately 4” x 6” and printed on high quality archival paper, not any cheap stuff, so you can proudly display your prints if you choose (or just class up your underwear drawer).
Balthazar
P.S. Shhh…
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