Dirty Photos: Privately by Mail

This is your chance to see photos that you'll never see on my website.

Yes. Secret photos.

Subscribers will receive two beautiful photos per month through the mail. These will be prints of photos I have taken (but have kept secret!). Once a month I will choose which ones to send you so that it will always be a surprise (I ask for your preferences so I can select the photos that will please you the most). Who doesn’t enjoy a naughty surprise? These prints will be approximately 5” x 7” and printed on high quality archival paper, not any cheap stuff, so you can proudly display your prints if you choose (or just class up your underwear drawer).

Confused? Have questions? Check out the FAQs on this page or get in touch!

Dirty Photo Subscription FAQ

• What is this dirty photo subscription all about? I was inspired by old dirty magazines where you often find ads in the back to get sexy photos in the mail. In the age before the internet and cable, this was an exciting service. So why do it now when anyone can find all the dirty photos they could possibly want with very little effort? First, I think that dirty photos arriving via mail can be surprising and thrilling because we mostly view images on screens. The experience of touching a photograph is different than the experience of viewing a photo on a screen. Also, mail itself is almost a novelty now and I think for that reason can be very powerful.

• What kind of photos will I get with my subscription? I say “dirty photos” a bit tongue in cheek because I honestly don’t think that any of my photos are dirty. However, I think they can still be provocative, and sexy, and hopefully inspire you (and maybe even turn you on). You can get a sense of the kinds of photos you might get by looking at the photos I’ve posted on my blog over the years. However, the photos I send for my subscriptions are almost always photos I’ve never posted to my blog (secret photos!).

• Can I request certain kinds of photos? Yes! I am a servant to your dirty tastes. I can’t guarantee that I will always be able to give you what you want, but I will do my very best. For example, perhaps you want shots of men or you’re a person who is fond of butts (me too!). Let me know and I will keep your naughty whims in mind when I choose your photos!