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Get dirty pictures in the mail!

I’ve decided that I’d like to begin offering a new service to meet your smutty needs. For a miniscule monthly fee ($5.00 in the U.S., $6.00 outside the U.S.) I will dispatch a dirty Balthazar photo to the privacy of your home. It’s a dirty photo subscription, just the kind of thing you could use, in my opinion.

 

So how does this work? I’m glad you asked.
  1. You subscribe to my service by going here and clicking the subscribe button. You can pay through your PayPal account, or if you don’t have one, they allow you to enter a credit card number. Easy as pie.
  2. Once you subscribe, you will be billed once per month ($5.00 in the U.S., $6.00 outside the U.S.) for as long or as short as you desire. Only want it for one month? You can totally do that.
  3. I will send active subscribers one photo per month through the mail. This is the good part. These will be prints of photos I have taken, and I will choose which one to send you so that it will always be a surprise. Who doesn’t enjoy a naughty surprise? These prints will be approximately 4” x 6” and printed on high quality archival paper, not any cheap stuff, so you can proudly display your prints if you choose (or just class up your underwear drawer).

 

SUBSCRIBE TODAY and make a commitment to being naughty this year! This is going to be so much fun.

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by Balthazar Simões